Tech
// Tech
How I optimized this site to load before you finished reading this headline
A deep technical dive into purging bloated frameworks, crushing layout shifts, and writing CSS like it’s 1999.
·4 min read
Unfiltered Thoughts.
Sarcastic guides, technical rants, and SEO secrets that are legally too honest for a LinkedIn post.
SEO
// SEO
Why your SEO agency is lying to you (and what they actually do all day)
Spoilers: It involves sending you a monthly PDF filled with colored graphs and calling it "semantic keyword alignment."
·6 min read
Frontend
// Frontend
HTML elements that deserve to be deprecated immediately
Looking at you, iframe. An honest assessment of the tag choices that continue to haunt my dreams and slow down pages.
·3 min read
Business
// Business
The art of saying "no" to clients asking for AI blockchain integrations
How to explain that their local bakery doesn't need a tokenized web3 ledger without losing the deposit check.
·5 min read